Until you're inoculated, stay intoxicated!

2020 was a real cluster. We held it together only with considerable help from adult beverages. Netflix, Instacart, and Franzia kept us from losing it under lockdown with hyperactive children, pandemic puppies, and partners we'd like to get some social distance from.

Sidewalks became social clubs. Video chat replaced water-cooler gossip. And in cul-de-sacs across the country, driveway drinking helped parents avoid costly virtual therapy and coronadivorce. Thanks, alcohol!

Our app keeps the party going. Quarantine and chill to some smooth tunes from the Pandemic Player, and shelter in place with the perfect cocktail. You can search for familiar favorites or click "Random Cocktail" to try something new. Think of it as a slot machine for booze. So put on your best velour track suit, kick back in the La-Z-Boy, and raise your glass to the new year. Because it's 5 o'clock somewhere, and 2020 is over everywhere.